Sideline Philosopher T-Shirts

Life is a game and here we site warming the bench.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Courage. Love.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Punishment for the kicker.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Chicken: the one-man show

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'