Grocery Line Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your grocery line philosopher? Discover amusing and insightful items that highlight their unique perspective. Perfect for those who find profound wisdom in everyday moments. Our collection spans mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, all designed to bring a smile and a touch of humor to their daily routine. Show appreciation for the deep thoughts that come while waiting in line or standing in the aisles with a gift that celebrates their creative outlook.

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"Who's next?"

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'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.' mockup

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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The Origins of Everything

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child." mockup

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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Avocado Timeline

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind." mockup

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

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The Politics of Food.

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"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil." mockup

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

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"First you make a roux."

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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!" mockup

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

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'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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Grocery Line Philosopher Gifts Collection

Grocery Line Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring grocery line philosopher themes—ideal for brightening their mornings and sparking smiles.

Grocery Line Philosopher Pillows

Find humorous pillows that add personality and comfort to their home, celebrating the deep thoughts that occur in everyday moments.

Grocery Line Philosopher Prints

Browse our artistic prints that capture the humor and insight of grocery line philosophers—an inspiring addition to any space.

Grocery Line Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that let their personality shine. Perfect for those who love to make a statement about everyday philosophy.