Grocery Store Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the thoughtful soul who loves discussing life's mysteries amid grocery aisles? Our collection combines humor and insight, ideal for the grocery store philosopher who enjoys blending daily routines with philosophical musings. From clever mugs to witty t-shirts, find a playful way to honor their love of both groceries and deep thoughts.

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'Is this good or bad? 'Contains genetically-modified insect parts.'

'Is this good or bad? 'Contains genetically-modified insect parts.' mockup

'Is this good or bad? 'Contains genetically-modified insect parts.'

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?" mockup

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

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Continental Drift.

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'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?' mockup

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

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"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition." mockup

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

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"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'." mockup

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

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"Who's next?"

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...' mockup

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

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"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'" mockup

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!' mockup

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

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Low income vampires.

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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?" mockup

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

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"They want to turn the clocks back?" mockup

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

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Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop mockup

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

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Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..." mockup

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

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"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel." mockup

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea. mockup

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

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"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage." mockup

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

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Hand baskets only lane in hell.

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"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep." mockup

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

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"It's a novel about quarterly reports." mockup

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

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"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable." mockup

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

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Grocery Store Philosopher Gifts Collection

Grocery Store Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that combine grocery store humor and philosophical wit, perfect for everyday pondering over your favorite brew.

Grocery Store Philosopher Pillows

Brighten their home with pillows that feature humorous and thoughtful designs inspired by grocery store musings and deep philosophies.

Grocery Store Philosopher Prints

Discover art prints that capture the quirky essence of grocery store philosophers—ideal for inspiring reflection and adding personality to any space.

Grocery Store Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the grocery store philosopher in your life—casual, clever, and perfect for aisle wanderings and relaxed days.