Bathroom Line Philosopher Gifts

Is your friend the one who contemplates life while waiting in line at the bathroom? Surprise them with clever, funny products that capture their philosophical musings. From hilarious mugs to quirky T-shirts, our collection celebrates the thoughtful humor of bathroom line philosophers. Perfect for those who find inspiration in the most unexpected moments, these gifts will make their waiting time a little more amusing and a lot more memorable.

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"I identify with shorter lines."

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'. mockup

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.' mockup

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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An idea box in a shower

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Water power.

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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"OMG!"

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

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Vanity artist

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"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?" mockup

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

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"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive." mockup

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

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Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain. mockup

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription." mockup

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath. mockup

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

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Round the Clock

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'Ecce homo!'

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Bathroom Line Philosopher Gifts Collection

Bathroom Line Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for bathroom line philosophers. Find a design that makes waiting time feel a little more meaningful.

Bathroom Line Philosopher Pillows

Browse our playful pillows that celebrate the creative minds pondering in bathroom lines. Ideal for adding a humorous touch to any room.

Bathroom Line Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring and funny prints that reflect the thoughtful humor of bathroom line philosophers. Perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Bathroom Line Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts designed for bathroom line thinkers. Add a touch of humor and insight to their wardrobe with these clever designs.