Bathroom Line Philosopher Mugs

"I identify with shorter lines."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

Rutger Shower

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"OMG!"

Vanity artist

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'