Bathtime Philosopher Mugs

"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Baby Hairstyles.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Well did he?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Think about the honey."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Vanity artist

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.