Bathtime Philosopher Pillows

Add a cozy reminder to pause and ponder. Our 'Bathtime Philosopher' pillows make a thoughtful gift for thinkers who cherish relaxing moments at home.

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"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."

"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes." mockup

"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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Baby Hairstyles.

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Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'. mockup

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

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"Well did he?"

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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"Think about the honey."

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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An idea box in a shower

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Water power.

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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Vanity artist

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"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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"OMG!"

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'. mockup

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath." mockup

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?" mockup

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

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Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain. mockup

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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Bathtime Philosopher Pillows Collection

Bathtime Philosopher Mugs

Discover more witty and thoughtful mugs perfect for deep thinkers and bath time philosophers alike.

Bathtime Philosopher Prints

Elevate your space with our art prints featuring insightful and humorous designs that celebrate the contemplative spirit in everyone.

Bathtime Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts designed for those who love to ponder life's big questions with a touch of humor.