Shower Time Philosopher Mugs

Shower with options for 'disappointment' or 'humiliation' on the dial.

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Well did he?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Think about the honey."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Not now!"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'