Bath Time Philosophers Mugs

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Well did he?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Think about the honey."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Water power.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Vanity artist

"OMG!"

"Not now!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'