Bath Time Philosophers Prints

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Well did he?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Think about the honey."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Water power.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'