Bathroom Philosophers Prints

Decorate their sanctuary with prints that celebrate the thoughtful, humorous side of bathroom pondering and everyday musings.

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.
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I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

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Bathroom Philosophers Prints Collection

Bathroom Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for bathroom philosophers—covering humor and wisdom that brighten any morning.

Bathroom Philosophers Pillows

Snuggle into pillows that humorously echo the thoughtful musings of bathroom philosophers.

Bathroom Philosophers T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that resonate with those who love a good philosophical joke about life and relaxation.