Philosopher In The Bathroom Prints

WC Thinker

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OMG!"

Vanity artist

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'Ecce homo!'