Shower Time Philosopher Gifts

Shower with options for 'disappointment' or 'humiliation' on the dial.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Well did he?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Think about the honey."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Rutger Shower

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"OMG!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Vanity artist

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.