Shower Thoughts Gifts

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Bird Bath.

An idea box in a shower

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Vanity artist

Bathing.

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

Centurion in a Shower

Grooming for beginners.

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

People in the shower

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Wash and Quo"