Shower Scene Appreciator Gifts

Bird Bath.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

My Musical Influences

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

People in the shower

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

'LIKES include floral showers, abstract art, vegan cupcakes?! It's like I don't even know you anymore!'

Gents

"Finally a bit of privacy."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.