Shower Scene Appreciator Pillows

Bird Bath.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

My Musical Influences

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

People in the shower

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

It's almost like you WANT to be send to the showers.

'LIKES include floral showers, abstract art, vegan cupcakes?! It's like I don't even know you anymore!'

"Finally a bit of privacy."

Gents

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.