Shower Scenester Pillows

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Theatre Crowd

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Bird Bath.

Shower curtain call.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Chad is doing product placement on the Simpson trial."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

My Musical Influences

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

'Get real Dot Com'

Grooming for beginners.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

The Middle-School Dance

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"You have no idea what I've been through."

It's almost like you WANT to be send to the showers.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!