Shower Scenester Pillows

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Theatre Crowd

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Bird Bath.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

My Musical Influences

Nativity Scene on the Underground

The synchronized shower event.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Grooming for beginners.

'Get real Dot Com'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

The Middle-School Dance

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

First guru to second guru: 'Slow day. All I've had so far is: Which is best ? bath or shower?'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!