Satirical Scenester Pillows

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Euthanasia Clinic

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Movie Franchise

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"I liked the one that saluted."

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'Get real Dot Com'

"That is six feet."

"What do the know!"

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."

"What's this garbage?"

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

The Middle-School Dance

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

Librarian of Congress