Satirical Scenester Pillows

"Chad is doing product placement on the Simpson trial."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Euthanasia Clinic

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

Movie Franchise

'Are you okay, Bill?'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I liked the one that saluted."

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

"They used the ultimate weapon to drive me away. Taxes."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"That is six feet."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"What do the know!"

'Get real Dot Com'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

'Besides italics, what can you do?'

"What's this garbage?"

Roman Polanski to the Rescue

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

The Middle-School Dance

Librarian of Congress