Satirical Scene Seeker Pillows

"I liked the one that saluted."

Chicken visiting hours

"Press 1 to connect with a doctor $200."

Librarian of Congress

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

"Beware of the frog"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Coronavirus Waves

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Quality Control

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"I'm having my entrails read."