Satirical Story Seeker Pillows

"It's too early to relax. . . I see a new virus. . ."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Stick them up...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Beware of the frog"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Another flue shot, Larry.