Satirical Critique Seeker Pillows

"You have it easy. When I was a young politician, the bar was only set this low."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Coronavirus Waves

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Beware of the frog"

Quality Control

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."