Satirical Critic Pillows

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

The UN comes to help very slowly.

'Tell me if this hurts.'

The muse for letters to the editor.

'And they want to burn us?'

"This is Benefits Britain. Look at this awful woman! What a shameless scrounger, spending her dole money on a jacuzzi! God, don't you just hate her?"

Trickle-down - Fantasy vs. Reality

Things are looking up!

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."