Satirical Critic Prints

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

The UN comes to help very slowly.

'Tell me if this hurts.'

The muse for letters to the editor.

'And they want to burn us?'

Government a la Carte

Balance Sheets in Space

"This is Benefits Britain. Look at this awful woman! What a shameless scrounger, spending her dole money on a jacuzzi! God, don't you just hate her?"

Trickle-down - Fantasy vs. Reality

Things are looking up!

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.