Shower Thinker Gifts

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

My Musical Influences

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Not now, Henry.'

Business Vacation.

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."