Shed Thinker Gifts

"Oh, he's in the shed musing on the differences between algorithms and memes."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Ecological Therapy

Recycling Centre

Putting money back in to the world economy

How Climate Change Works

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"