Shed Thinker Pillows

"Oh, he's in the shed musing on the differences between algorithms and memes."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fishbowl rebellion.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Climate Change -- You are here.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

Ecological Therapy

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

How Climate Change Works

Recycling Centre

Putting money back in to the world economy

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"