Shed Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a hard life!"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"The missus ran off with my best mate, stole my dog and burnt down my shed... God I miss that shed!"

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

"We need to move quickly - there could be an avalanche any second."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Dog House and Man Den.

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Beginning Yarder.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Green Peace'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.