Shade Enthusiast Gifts

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

'I've got very fair skin. . . I don't tan, I fry.'

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

In the shade

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Sunbathers.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

You need a new reading light

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Sheds

The Sun Bather

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Bald man polishing head

Illuminating agricultural production

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"I love summer."

Dog House and Man Den.

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.