Sunshade Enthusiast Gifts

Egyptian umbrella

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

S.P.F. 1,000

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Spring.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"High time!"

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Intense summer sun

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Why are you looking at me like?"

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Protecting the green

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Trucker's tan.

"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."