Shade Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm starting to burn. I think I'll sit on the other side, in the shade.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Sunbathers.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"I love summer."

Dog House and Man Den.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Summer

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Reading over someone's shoulder.

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Egyptian umbrella

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

Timmy John Lizard! For the last time: stay out of the shade!

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"It says 'plant in a shady spot'." "With the weather this dull, that covers the whole garden."

Now there's something you don't see everyday...

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

Tree's shadow attacks woodcutter who is hiding his axe.

'Shadow boxing.'