Lamp Shade Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's not bother him. He's in his think tank."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Tedious Romantic.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You need a new reading light

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"I love summer."

Book tied to a lamp.

Illuminated Manuscript.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'