Lamp Shade Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's not bother him. He's in his think tank."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Tedious Romantic.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

You need a new reading light

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Knight Light.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"I love summer."

Illuminated Manuscript.

Book tied to a lamp.