Lamp Lovers Gifts

'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

' A good idea '

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Flower lamp.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Illuminating agricultural production

How much for the lamp post?

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Illuminated Manuscript.

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

Book tied to a lamp.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."