Lamp Lovers Gifts

'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

I found Bob – He's gone to the other side.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

' A good idea '

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

How much for the lamp post?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'