Magic Lamp Lovers Gifts

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"Here we are."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Not here, Fred.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Abra-Viagra."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Stealth broom.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!