Magic Lamp Admirers Gifts

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Late BroomStick

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'What went particularly well?'

Knight Light.

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

Illuminating agricultural production

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

How much for the lamp post?

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"