Magic Mirror Admirers Gifts

Miracle mirror.

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

The tooth fairy.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Late BroomStick

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Woman looking into a mirror

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Traffic Cone Monsters

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Define fair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"So, how's your other half?"