Magic Lamp Admirer Gifts

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

The tooth fairy.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"I love my luvvie."

David Blaine, Age 60

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I call it angle-poise"