Lamp Admirer Gifts

'Did you get fixed, too?'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Remarkably Richmond

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'Home sweet home'.

Knight Light.

Pizza London Eye

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Illuminating agricultural production

Nuclear energy?

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

How much for the lamp post?

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Satan in the fireplace

Illuminated Manuscript.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'