Lamp Lover Gifts

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Florence Nightingale

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"It looks like burn out to me."

Knight Light.

"How long have you been light headed?"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'You have to upgrade to Genie 3.o. Lamp rubbing has been replaced by a single touch.'

'Do you sell dark?'

Genie caught by surprise.

"More lamps?"

"He's way too old for her."

'Sorry, I can't cure that, but I'd like to place you in my living room!'

Lamp & Flush Attached to Toilet

'Yeah....very nice...but I still think you're spoiling him!'

Book tied to a lamp.

Illuminated Manuscript.

'See? They're really dim.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Illuminating agricultural production

"It's Retro night."

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

'I think I'm a moth.'

Nuclear energy?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Light Switch

"Will you put something on?"

"How's the new Reading lanp?"

Flower lamp.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"