Light Lovers Gifts

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Power outages

"How 'bout it, buddy? Totally taked bulbs, here."

Yeah, you look a little lightheaded.

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

' A good idea '

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"I call it angle-poise"

You need a new reading light

The Critic...

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."