Light Show Lovers Gifts

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Filmed in Supermarionation

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I can't wait to put them on."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

It's well done, but I find it hard to stay interested since they cut down to just 13 episodes per season.

Illuminating agricultural production

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

The turning on the lights ceremony

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'