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'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"I can't wait to put them on."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Illuminating agricultural production

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

The turning on the lights ceremony

Man lighting ceiling candle