Light Show Lover T-Shirts

'Very nice... what's it advertising?'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'I think you've overdone the Christmas lights again this year!'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

'No, I'm not one of those Bah-Humbug types - that's because it's still only June!'

Rudolf gets an electric shock.

Trial by Media

' A good idea '

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

News Reporters.

Sick person curled up at home