Light Show Lover T-Shirts

Not the disco light, you idiot.

No caption (A firefly receives a light infusion in the hospital).

'Very nice... what's it advertising?'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'I think you've overdone the Christmas lights again this year!'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

'No, I'm not one of those Bah-Humbug types - that's because it's still only June!'

Rudolf gets an electric shock.

Trial by Media

' A good idea '

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Come die with me.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Young Houdini

Menopause and the City

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.