Lighting Lover T-Shirts

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Welcome to Iowa.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Technology sidelight: Thomas Edison invents the silk lampshade with a fringe of translucent green beads.'

' A good idea '

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The Critic...

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Knight Light.