Lighting Lover Pillows

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Welcome to Iowa.

Technology sidelight: Thomas Edison invents the silk lampshade with a fringe of translucent green beads.'

' A good idea '

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I call it angle-poise"

The Critic...

Flower lamp.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Nuclear energy?