Limelight Lover Pillows

'That's enough about me, now let's concentrate on you. What did you think of my performance?'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Man takes a bow in the lamplight

'I told you that I am wearing this... to the wedding.'

'You're on my soapbox !'

Like moths attracted to light...

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

New Shoes.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Margarita

Mr Metrosexual.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Pearly King and Queen

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"