Lightshow Lover Pillows

"Don't give up Betsy. You're my generator for the Holidays."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

News Reporters.

You need a new reading light

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Sick person curled up at home

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Reserved Parking

The Critic...

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'