Lightshow Lover Gifts

"Don't give up Betsy. You're my generator for the Holidays."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

TV-Man

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Reserved Parking

Sick person curled up at home

News Reporters.

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

The Critic...

You need a new reading light