Lightplay Lovers Gifts

'Shadow boxing.'

' A good idea '

Gay Times...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'So, how was flight school?'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Google signwriter.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

The Critic...

The hostage rescue team

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

You need a new reading light

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.

"I can't wait to put them on."

Illuminating agricultural production

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times