Lightplay Lovers Prints

'Shadow boxing.'

' A good idea '

Gay Times...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'So, how was flight school?'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

The Critic...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The hostage rescue team

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Illuminating agricultural production

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times