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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Preachers with far too much input

You need a new reading light

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Illuminating agricultural production

"I can't wait to put them on."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

The turning on the lights ceremony